Dangerous dogs on Hampton Roads

Reports of large, vicious packs of dogs are coming daily by pigeons from the Hampton roads. Reportedly escaped from Falkenburg breeders, these beasts are traveling the landscape attacking travelers and seemingly any males they find. It is unknown as to how they escaped or how many of them are out there.

Some claim that these beasts are the rumored Schwartzlowen MorderHunds, bred for protection by post- Pax Romona - Nurnberg members.

The public is advised to stay indoors and protect livestock, the dogs are reported to be over 3 feet from shoulder to toe and 200+ pounds.

Posted on February 17, 2019 .